The Great Vape Graveyard Incident: How the Elves Snitched on Santa
Parenting: it’s a daily mix of love, chaos, and the occasional PR nightmare. This week’s saga? Presley, my curious 7-year-old, blew the whistle on her sister’s vaping habit and dragged the Elf on the Shelf into the drama. What unfolded next was nothing short of a holiday-themed intervention, complete with a “vape graveyard,” a tattletale elf note, and a VERY awkward email to her teacher.
Let’s back up.
Presley walked in on her sister vaping. Naturally, being the justice crusader she is, Presley decided the elves needed to know. Her sisters, taking the opportunity for some next-level trolling, pulled out every empty vape they could find (don’t get me started) and staged a full-blown graveyard scene, complete with elf mourners and a dramatic note:
“Santa knows. You’re officially on the naughty list. Love, The Elves.”
Presley took this VERY seriously. She carried the note like it was evidence in a high-profile case and dramatically announced, “The elves are mad! SANTA KNOWS EVERYTHING!”
But Presley didn’t stop there. Oh no. She took the story to school. By lunchtime, I had an email from her teacher kindly asking if I could clarify why my child was giving a play-by-play of a vape bust led by magical elves.
I had to own it.
See, a few years ago, when the teens decided they were “too old” for the Elf on the Shelf, I passed the baton. I thought this was genius: delegate elf duty, teach responsibility. What I didn’t consider was that their version of holiday cheer would involve rogue elf notes and props.
After a deep sigh (and a dose of STP drops for my rapidly building tension headache), I sent an email to Presley’s teacher that went something like this:
“Dear [Teacher’s Name],
Yes, Presley’s story is somewhat rooted in truth. Our elves did have an unusual setup today, which we’ve since addressed. We’ve had a family conversation about healthy choices and keeping things appropriate. Thank you for your understanding! Sincerely, A Mom Who Needs Stronger Drops.”
Why I’m Grateful for My “Mom Arsenal”
The holiday season is supposed to be joyful, but let’s be real—it’s also a marathon of stress, sibling drama, and (apparently) vape graveyards. This time, my go-to wellness solutions saved the day:
STP Drops: These drops soothe nervous tension and calm mild aches and pains, making them perfect for moments like this. Whether it’s stress headaches or just the “mom, I can’t” exhaustion, STP has my back. Check it out here.
HPY Drops: HPY is made with hemp seed DNA and has neuroprotective and anti-inflammatory properties, making it amazing for regulating my stress levels. It’s also packed with Omega 3 to help fight anxiety, pain, and fatigue. When Presley’s story hit peak chaos, these drops helped me stay grounded and consciously laugh it off later. Learn more here.
Bonus Content: The TikTok Version
Of course, I couldn’t let this parenting fail go undocumented. Here’s my TikTok story about the whole incident—because if you can’t laugh at yourself, what’s the point? Watch it here: The Great Vape Graveyard.
What I’ve Learned
- Teenagers think they’re hilarious.
- Presley could moonlight as a prosecutor.
- Elf management is not for the faint of heart.
Your Turn:
What’s the wildest holiday mishap you’ve survived? Bonus points if it involves rogue elves or sibling sabotage. Share your story below—because we all need a good laugh this season!
Here’s to your best life—one drop, one dream at a time,
Amber aka Your DNA Drop Bestie 💧✨💖
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