The Great Vape Graveyard Incident: How the Elves Snitched on Santa
Parenting: it’s a daily mix of love, chaos, and the occasional PR nightmare. This week’s saga? Presley, my curious 7-year-old, blew the whistle on her sister’s vaping habit and dragged the Elf on the Shelf into the drama. What unfolded next was nothing short of a holiday-themed intervention, complete with a “vape graveyard,” a tattletale elf note, and a VERY awkward email to her teacher. Let’s back up. Presley walked in on her sister vaping. Naturally, being the justice crusader she is, Presley decided the elves needed to know. Her sisters, taking the opportunity for some next-level trolling , pulled out every empty vape they could find (don’t get me started) and staged a full-blown graveyard scene, complete with elf mourners and a dramatic note: “Santa knows. You’re officially on the naughty list. Love, The Elves.” Presley took this VERY seriously. She carried the note like it was evidence in a high-profile case and dramatically announced, “The elves are mad! SANTA KNOWS EVERYTHING!” ...